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If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.

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Jasper Fforde
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: January 11
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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London
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Sometimes, a word succeeds beyond the wildest dreams of its creators, like a virus sent into the world to infect common speech.
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He was, after all, the ultimate rebel -- it takes a lot of cojones to stand up to Zeus.
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There's something rotten in the state of Denmark, and Hamlet says...it's payback time!
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I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.
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If it weren't for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no works of art, no great buildings, no medical science, no Mozart, no Van Gough, no Muppets and no Louis Armstrong.
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I have the death sentence in seven genres.
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Librarying is a harder profession than the public realizes, he said. People think it's all rubber stamps, knowing that Dewey 521 is celestial mechanics and saying 'Try looking under fiction' sixty eight times a day.
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...being written by someone who might not quite understand the subconscious nuance of the character leaves us in varying degrees of flatness.
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The Kingdom of Hereford was unique in the Ununited Kingdoms for having driving tests based on maturity, not age, much to the chagrin of a lot of males, some of whom were still failing to make the grade at thirty-two.
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It wasn’t going to be hard…it was going to be impossible. It wouldn’t deter me. I'd done impossible things several times in the past, and the prospect didn’t scare me as much as it used to.
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I have a very varied taste in music. Everything from rap to classical to Latino to Rat Pack to jazz.
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You nearly killed eight people! I managed to gasp out loud. My count was closer to twelve, returned Havisham as she opened the door. And anyhow, you can't nearly kill someone. Either they are dead or they are not.
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Aspects that we consider normal today could very well be repugnant in the future - eating animals, for one thing, or abundant choice, or invasive surgery. I was simply trying to demonstrate that what is acceptable today may not be acceptable forever, and vice-versa.
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Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature.
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People who read my books have an open mind when it comes to new, bizarre, interesting and exciting ideas.
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Individual words, sounds, squiggles on paper with no meanings other than those with which our imagination can clothe them.
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I could almost see common sense and denial fighting away at each other within her. In the end, denial won, as it so often does.
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You have many fine qualities that I admire. But you are out of time. You should have been born a century ago, when values such as yours meant something.
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Sorry, [Hamlet] said, rubbing his temples. I don't know what came over me. All of a sudden I had this overwhelming desire to talk for a very long time without actually doing anything.
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That's the thing about destiny: It can't be predicted, and it's usually pretty odd.
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