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Do I have to talk to insane people? You're a librarian now. I'm afraid it's mandatory.

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Jasper Fforde
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: January 11
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
London
England
Mandatory
Librarian
Insane
Afraid
Talk
People

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Sometimes, a word succeeds beyond the wildest dreams of its creators, like a virus sent into the world to infect common speech.
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Writing needs to be practiced there is a limit to how much can be gleaned from a teacher or a manual. The true essence of writing is out there, in the world, and inside, within yourself. To write, you have to give.
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Individual words, sounds, squiggles on paper with no meanings other than those with which our imagination can clothe them.
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How fishy on the fishiness scale? Ten is a stickleback and one is a whale shark. A whale isn't a fish, Thursday. A whale shark is--sort of. All right, it's as fishy as a crayfish. A crayfish isn't a fish. A starfish, then. Still not a fish. This is a very odd conversation, Thursday.
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For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert.
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Prejudice is a product of ignorance that hides behind barriers of tradition.
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To each our own Hamlet.
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Aspects that we consider normal today could very well be repugnant in the future - eating animals, for one thing, or abundant choice, or invasive surgery. I was simply trying to demonstrate that what is acceptable today may not be acceptable forever, and vice-versa.
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Palindrome as well. My sister's name is Hannah. Father liked word games. He was fourteen times World Scrabble Champion. When he died, we buried him at Queenzieburn to make use of the triple word score.
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Growth purely for its own sake is the philosophy of cancer.
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I could almost see common sense and denial fighting away at each other within her. In the end, denial won, as it so often does.
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Take no heed of her.... She reads a lot of books.
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For a taste that's a bit more distinct, eat a bird before it's extinct.
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It wasn’t going to be hard…it was going to be impossible. It wouldn’t deter me. I'd done impossible things several times in the past, and the prospect didn’t scare me as much as it used to.
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He was, after all, the ultimate rebel -- it takes a lot of cojones to stand up to Zeus.
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Scientific thought - indeed, any mode of thought, whether it be religious or philosophical or anything else - is just like the fashions that we wear - only much longer lived. It's a little like a boy band.
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People who read my books have an open mind when it comes to new, bizarre, interesting and exciting ideas.
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We all make mistakes at some time in our lives, some more than others. It is only when the cost is counted in human lives that people really take notice.
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That's the thing about destiny: It can't be predicted, and it's usually pretty odd.
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