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Do I have to talk to insane people? You're a librarian now. I'm afraid it's mandatory.

Jasper Fforde

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Jasper Fforde
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: January 11
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
London
England
Mandatory
Librarian
Insane
Afraid
Talk
People

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He was, after all, the ultimate rebel -- it takes a lot of cojones to stand up to Zeus.
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Edward, Edward, he said with a patronising smile, there are no unanswered questions of any relevance. Every question that we need to ask has been answered fully. If you can't find the correct answer then you are obviously asking the wrong question.
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Reading, I had learned, was as creative a process as writing, sometimes more so. When we read of the dying rays of the setting sun or the boom and swish of the incoming tide, we should reserve as much praise for ourselves as for the author. After all, the reader is doing all the work - the writer might have died long ago.
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Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's all.
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Cats aren't really friendly, they're just cozying up to the dominant life-form as a hedge against extinction.
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The safest course was actually the simplest-do nothing at all and hope everything turned out for the best. It wasn't a great plan, but it had the benefits of simplicity and a long tradition.
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Our notions of self-determination are, on the whole, something of a myth. We are governed almost exclusively by our own peculiar habits, which makes those who rail against them that much more remarkable.
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Pretend to be mad and talk a lot. Then — and this is the important bit — do nothing at all until you absolutely have to and then make sure everyone dies.
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I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.
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Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse.
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The barriers between reality and fiction are softer than we think a bit like a frozen lake. Hundreds of people can walk across it, but then one evening a thin spot develops and someone falls through the hole is frozen over by the following morning.
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People who read my books have an open mind when it comes to new, bizarre, interesting and exciting ideas.
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Apart from the faint odor of ink that pervaded the scene, it might have been real.
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Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.
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A missing arm might ruin your symmetry. Personal asymmetry where I come from is a big taboo and brings great shame on the family and sometimes even the whole village. Do you then have to kill yourself over it or something? Goodness me, no! The family and village just have to learn to be ashamed--and nuts to them for being so oversensitive.
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How many people want to read about three disreputable pigs and a dopey wolf with a disposition towards house demolition?
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Failure concentrates the mind wonderfully. If you don't make mistakes, you're not trying hard enough.
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I didn't set out to discover a truth. I was actually sent to the Outer Fringes to conduct a chair census and learn some humility. But the truth inevitably found me, as important truths often do, like a lost thought in need of a mind.
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Palindrome as well. My sister's name is Hannah. Father liked word games. He was fourteen times World Scrabble Champion. When he died, we buried him at Queenzieburn to make use of the triple word score.
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True and baseless evil is as rare as the purest good - and we all know how rare that is.
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