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Marriage, like spinach and opera, was something I had never thought I would like.

Jasper Fforde

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Jasper Fforde
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: January 11
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
London
England
Marriage
Thought
Something
Never
Would
Like
Spinach
Opera

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Prejudice is a product of ignorance that hides behind barriers of tradition.
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Growth purely for its own sake is the philosophy of cancer.
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It wasn’t going to be hard…it was going to be impossible. It wouldn’t deter me. I'd done impossible things several times in the past, and the prospect didn’t scare me as much as it used to.
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Humans like stories. Humans need stories. Stories are good. Stories work. Story clarifies and captures the essence of the human spirit. Story, in all its forms—of life, of love, of knowledge—has traced the upward surge of mankind. And story, you mark my words, will be with the last human to draw breath.
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To each our own Hamlet.
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I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.
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Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature.
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Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.
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Were you listening to a word I said ' 'I kind of switched off when you drew breath.
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