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Anything devised by man has bureaucracy, corrpution and error hardwired at inception.

Jasper Fforde

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Jasper Fforde
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: January 11
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
London
England
Errors
Anything
Men
Hardwired
Inception
Devised
Bureaucracy
Error

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He set fire to some potatoes, then cooked some undelivered post in the embers. - Dad Did he now? What a strange fellow. I would have done it the other way around. - Stafford
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Pretend to be mad and talk a lot. Then — and this is the important bit — do nothing at all until you absolutely have to and then make sure everyone dies.
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Reading, I had learned, was as creative a process as writing, sometimes more so. When we read of the dying rays of the setting sun or the boom and swish of the incoming tide, we should reserve as much praise for ourselves as for the author. After all, the reader is doing all the work - the writer might have died long ago.
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I could almost see common sense and denial fighting away at each other within her. In the end, denial won, as it so often does.
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To a great extent, I still write for myself, write what amuses me. Fortunately, I have a quirky sort of strange sense of humor that appeals to other people and that's good. I still sort of write for myself though there are some areas of the book I feel I have to put in and I feel I have to deliver.
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Literary detection and firearms don't really go hand in hand pen mighter than the sword and so forth.
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...the landscape inside Lord of the Rings was so stunning and so stupendous that it could be absorbed as a form of nourishment.
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We all make mistakes at some time in our lives, some more than others. It is only when the cost is counted in human lives that people really take notice.
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...being written by someone who might not quite understand the subconscious nuance of the character leaves us in varying degrees of flatness.
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Individual words, sounds, squiggles on paper with no meanings other than those with which our imagination can clothe them.
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Failure concentrates the mind wonderfully. If you don't make mistakes, you're not trying hard enough.
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Cats aren't really friendly, they're just cozying up to the dominant life-form as a hedge against extinction.
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Marriage, like spinach and opera, was something I had never thought I would like.
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Sometimes, a word succeeds beyond the wildest dreams of its creators, like a virus sent into the world to infect common speech.
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After all, reading is arguably a far more creative and imaginative process than writing when the reader creates emotion in their head, or the colors of the sky during the setting sun, or the smell of a warm summer's breeze on their face, they should reserve as much praise for themselves as they do for the writer - perhaps more.
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Sometimes I don't know whether I'm thening or nowing.
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That's the thing about destiny: It can't be predicted, and it's usually pretty odd.
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For a taste that's a bit more distinct, eat a bird before it's extinct.
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A missing arm might ruin your symmetry. Personal asymmetry where I come from is a big taboo and brings great shame on the family and sometimes even the whole village. Do you then have to kill yourself over it or something? Goodness me, no! The family and village just have to learn to be ashamed--and nuts to them for being so oversensitive.
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