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I've got six months to sort out the hackers, get the Japanese knotweed under control and find an acceptable form of narcissus.

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Jasper Fforde
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: January 11
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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London
England
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Six
Garden
Months
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Narcissus
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Hackers
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Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.
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The fun one can have writing books about books is limitless, to be honest.
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Marriage, like spinach and opera, was something I had never thought I would like.
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I have a very varied taste in music. Everything from rap to classical to Latino to Rat Pack to jazz.
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I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.
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Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse.
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To each our own Hamlet.
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Scientific thought - indeed, any mode of thought, whether it be religious or philosophical or anything else - is just like the fashions that we wear - only much longer lived. It's a little like a boy band.
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You many have noticed I have a temper ... but when I calmed down, I realized that this world, blighted and imperfect as it is, would be better with you in it.
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Individual words, sounds, squiggles on paper with no meanings other than those with which our imagination can clothe them.
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