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There's something rotten in the state of Denmark, and Hamlet says...it's payback time!

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Jasper Fforde
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: January 11
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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London
England
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Denmark
Hamlet
Rotten
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The name is Schitt, he replied. Jack Schitt.
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It wasn’t going to be hard…it was going to be impossible. It wouldn’t deter me. I'd done impossible things several times in the past, and the prospect didn’t scare me as much as it used to.
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Writing is a subtle art that is reached mostly by self-discovery and experimentation.
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I could almost see common sense and denial fighting away at each other within her. In the end, denial won, as it so often does.
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Love isn't sensible, Red. I think that's the point.
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If it weren't for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no works of art, no great buildings, no medical science, no Mozart, no Van Gough, no Muppets and no Louis Armstrong.
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How many people want to read about three disreputable pigs and a dopey wolf with a disposition towards house demolition?
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Sometimes I don't know whether I'm thening or nowing.
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Sorry, [Hamlet] said, rubbing his temples. I don't know what came over me. All of a sudden I had this overwhelming desire to talk for a very long time without actually doing anything.
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The barriers between reality and fiction are softer than we think a bit like a frozen lake. Hundreds of people can walk across it, but then one evening a thin spot develops and someone falls through the hole is frozen over by the following morning.
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Sometimes choice is a luxury that fate does not afford us.
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That's the thing about destiny: It can't be predicted, and it's usually pretty odd.
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I've never been averse to a little risk - after all, writing without risk is not really writing at all. Sometimes one has to just let fly with a high concept piece and see where the pieces fall. As it generally turns out, the central story is familiar, but just with different rules of engagement.
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Failure concentrates the mind wonderfully. If you don't make mistakes, you're not trying hard enough.
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Edward, Edward, he said with a patronising smile, there are no unanswered questions of any relevance. Every question that we need to ask has been answered fully. If you can't find the correct answer then you are obviously asking the wrong question.
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Fiction wouldn't be much fun without its fair share of scoundrels, and they have to live somewhere.
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What is there to forgive?. . .Ignore forgive and concentrate on living. Life for you is short far too short to allow small jealousies to infringe on the happiness which can be yours only for the briefest of times.
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He set fire to some potatoes, then cooked some undelivered post in the embers. - Dad Did he now? What a strange fellow. I would have done it the other way around. - Stafford
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I've managed to bring the backlog down to a mere sixty-eight years, she announced with some small sense of achievement. I hope to be able to start marking the papers of pupils who are still alive by the end of the decade.
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Agents and publishers only want one thing - good writing.
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