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Sometimes I don't know whether I'm thening or nowing.

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Jasper Fforde
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: January 11
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
London
England
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What is there to forgive?. . .Ignore forgive and concentrate on living. Life for you is short far too short to allow small jealousies to infringe on the happiness which can be yours only for the briefest of times.
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Love isn't sensible, Red. I think that's the point.
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Individual words, sounds, squiggles on paper with no meanings other than those with which our imagination can clothe them.
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Have you ever wondered how nostalgia isnt what it used to be?
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Agents and publishers only want one thing - good writing.
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If it's a chimera alert, we just follows the screams.
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Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse.
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Writing needs to be practiced there is a limit to how much can be gleaned from a teacher or a manual. The true essence of writing is out there, in the world, and inside, within yourself. To write, you have to give.
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The Kingdom of Hereford was unique in the Ununited Kingdoms for having driving tests based on maturity, not age, much to the chagrin of a lot of males, some of whom were still failing to make the grade at thirty-two.
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Prejudice is a product of ignorance that hides behind barriers of tradition.
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Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous.
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Palindrome as well. My sister's name is Hannah. Father liked word games. He was fourteen times World Scrabble Champion. When he died, we buried him at Queenzieburn to make use of the triple word score.
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If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.
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We all make mistakes at some time in our lives, some more than others. It is only when the cost is counted in human lives that people really take notice.
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Don't move, said Sprockett.Mimes don't generally attack unless they are threatened.
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I'll tell you what love is I said, It is blind devotion, unquestioning self humiliation, utter submission, trust and belief against yourself and against the whole world, giving up your heart and soul to the smiter.
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Apart from the faint odor of ink that pervaded the scene, it might have been real.
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DCI Horner's advice to Jack Spratt: Remember, m'boy, his old boss had said, eyes twinkling, that if anyone tries to get the better of you, stand up straight and say to yourself in an imperious air, 'I am the new Mrs. de Winter now!' You'll find it works wonders.
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Ordinary adults don't like children to speak of things that are denied them by their own gray minds.
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The name is Schitt, he replied. Jack Schitt.
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