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Literary detection and firearms don't really go hand in hand pen mighter than the sword and so forth.

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Jasper Fforde
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: January 11
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
London
England
Sword
Pens
Literary
Forth
Hand
Hands
Really
Detection
Firearms

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Were you listening to a word I said ' 'I kind of switched off when you drew breath.
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If only life were that simple if one could jump to the good parts and flick through the bad.
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Individual words, sounds, squiggles on paper with no meanings other than those with which our imagination can clothe them.
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I don't need you to agree with me, she said quietly. I'll go away happy with a little bit of doubt. Doubt is good. It's an emotion we can build on. Perhaps if we feed it with curiosity it will blossom into something useful, like suspicion - and action.
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