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There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson.

Jasper Carrott

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Jasper Carrott
Age: 79
Born: 1945
Born: March 14
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Presenter
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