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I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since Im half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an old fart.

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Jason Bateman
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: January 14
Actor
Film Actor
Film Director
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Television Actor
Television Director
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New York
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