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Every time I see you naked, I feel sorry for your wife.

Jaromir Jagr

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Jaromir Jagr
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: February 15
Athlete
Ice Hockey Player
Edmonton
Alberta
Jaromir Jagr
Every
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Hockey
Naked
Sorry
Wife
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You have to be a good team, but you have to be lucky and stay away from injuries.
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All that matters is that you find a way to put the puck in the net. It doesn't matter how. I learned that from Mario.
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Many European guys go to the N.H.L. at a young age, even without knowing English. But they quickly adapt to new conditions, another game, a new country. They are also young, receptive, can move mountains.
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