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A monkey is a much better voter than a socialist. Statistically speaking, if we assume that there are two options to choose from: the A and the B - the monkey is voting randomly, so its wrong 50% of the time. The socialist, however - is always wrong.

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Janusz Korwin-Mikke
Age: 82
Born: 1942
Born: October 27
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