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I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.

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Janette Rallison
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: April 1
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Pullman
Washington
C. J. Hill
Sierra St. James
Leprechaun
Cheese
Care
Yanks
Whiz

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