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As if finding a guy to solve your problems isn't a contradiction of terms.
Janette Rallison
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Janette Rallison
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: April 1
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Science Fiction Writer
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Pullman
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C. J. Hill
Sierra St. James
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