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Misfortune and Fortune are eerily similar, but Fortune is a better dresser and more fun at parties.
Janette Rallison
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Janette Rallison
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: April 1
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Science Fiction Writer
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Pullman
Washington
C. J. Hill
Sierra St. James
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Women, he said in disgust. I wasn't sure whether we was referring to me or nuns.
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