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I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

Janet Evanovich

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Hamsters
Need
Done
Needs
Men
Hamster

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