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You don't even need to go to college no more because you could learn how to do everything on YouTube.

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
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South River
New Jersey
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Transitions are critically important. I want the reader to turn the page without thinking she's turning the page. It must flow seamlessly.
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I was waiting for my body receipt when Morelli walked in. He nodded to Ranger and grinned at me in my whiteness. “I was at my desk, and Mickey told me I had to come out to take a look,” Morelli said. “It’s floor,” I told him. “I can see that. If we add some milk and eggs, we can turn you into a cake.
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I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want?
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If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office.
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I always wanted to eat with a Negro,” Grandma said. Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney- assed old white woman,” Lula said. “So I guess this works out good.
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Lula had Eminem cranked up. He was rapping about trailer park girls and how they go round the outside, and I was wondering what the heck that meant. I'm a white girl from Trenton. I don't know these things. I need a rap cheat sheet.
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One Ranger is all you'll ever need. - Ranger
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I'm sorry about your Porsche. I can replace the Porsche. I can't replace you. You need to be more careful. I was just sitting in your car! Babe, you're a magnet for disaster.
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Are you telling me your brain and your lady parts decided on a love fest bake-off winner?
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You should see me work my magic in leather Ranger
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You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious.-
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Some people learn from books, some listen to the advice of others, some learn from mistakes. I fit into the last category. So sue me.
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Your on your on with this one babe. Coward. Calling me names isn't going to get me in there. -Ranger and Stephanie
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I like being able to provide consistent and frequent literary choices for my fans.
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Make sure your main characters are likeable. They can be flawed, but your readers need to be able to root for them.
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[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love [Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking you had it, or you talked yourself into thinking you didn't need it.
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Was a fast easy reading, Good to take your mind off of anything serious for a while
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Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.
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I really wouldn't classify the books as mysteries. I prefer to say that they're adventures.
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He had a body like batman
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