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Sometimes it's hard to tell what's love and what's only indigestion

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
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Hard
Sometimes
Love
Indigestion

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