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I want to be there when you get Cubbin. And I don’t want to be left out of the television show either. Little people are sexy now. Have you seen Game of Thrones? We’re hot.

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
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South River
New Jersey
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