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I exchanged my flannel shirt for a Rangers jersey and zapped the television on. Probably I should make more phone calls, but the Rangers were playing and priorities were priorities.

Janet Evanovich

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Probably
Shirt
Make
Shirts
Calls
Zapped
Phone
Flannel
Priorities
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Phones
Exchanged
Playing
Rangers
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Jersey

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