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I exchanged my flannel shirt for a Rangers jersey and zapped the television on. Probably I should make more phone calls, but the Rangers were playing and priorities were priorities.
Janet Evanovich
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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
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