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Life is about survival of the fittest, and Jersey is producing the master race.

Janet Evanovich

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Jersey
Producing
Survival
Master
Masters
Race
Life
Fittest

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