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I'd do the lifting, but I just got a manicure. And I notice you don't have a manicure at all. Only thing noticeable about your hands is the missing tan on your ring finger that I don't care about. -Lula

Janet Evanovich

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
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South River
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Steffie Hall
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