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Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing.

Janet Evanovich

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
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South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Hope
Shower
Night
Curtains
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Showers
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Naked
Late
Called
Chained
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Curtain
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Disappointing

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