Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?
Janet Evanovich
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Think
Someplace
Thinking
Scope
Sell
Sells
Shoes
Night
Need
Needs
Scopes
More quotes by Janet Evanovich
You don't even need to go to college no more because you could learn how to do everything on YouTube.
Janet Evanovich
Were really screwed up, aren't we? In a very large way.
Janet Evanovich
Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.
Janet Evanovich
Make sure your main characters are likeable. They can be flawed, but your readers need to be able to root for them.
Janet Evanovich
Are you telling me your brain and your lady parts decided on a love fest bake-off winner?
Janet Evanovich
I don't feel so good. Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. Excuse me. she said. I was horrified and impressed all at the same time. It was a record breaking fart. On my best day, I couldn't come near to farting like that.
Janet Evanovich
The elevator doors opened, and Ranger stepped out and spied Tank stretched out on the carpet. Fainted, I said. Ranger walked to Tank and stood hands on hips, staring down at him. Tank doesn't faint. I've been in firefights with him. He's a rock. Well, the rock fainted.
Janet Evanovich
Have you eaten?' I asked Diesel. When?' Recently.' No.
Janet Evanovich
Cupcake , you've been breaking my heart for as long as I've known you
Janet Evanovich
My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I could see myself think
Janet Evanovich
He squinted at me. What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control?
Janet Evanovich
She doesn’t know,” Cate said. “Kellen is a secret. I didn’t think my mother would approve.” “Why wouldn’t your mother approve?” Pugg asked. “It’s my job,” Kellen said. “I kill people. It pays well, but it’s not universally socially acceptable.
Janet Evanovich
Everyone knows that if you buy chocolate with spare change, then the calories don't count.
Janet Evanovich
You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious.-
Janet Evanovich
If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office.
Janet Evanovich
Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others. And sometimes you go out shopping and there's nothing you like. And then, as luck would have it, the next week you find two that are perfect, but you don't have the money to buy both.-
Janet Evanovich
I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman.
Janet Evanovich
I'm for sure a workaholic. I'm a complete control freak and I take on way too many projects.
Janet Evanovich
I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise.
Janet Evanovich
I always know it's Sunday because I wake up feeling apologetic. That's one of the cool things about being a Catholic . . . it's a multifaceted experience. If you lose the faith, chances are you'll keep the guilt, so it isn't as if you've been skunked altogether.
Janet Evanovich
