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I rolled my eyes so far into the top of my head I almost fell over backward.

Janet Evanovich

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Backward
Fell
Head
Almost
Eyes
Eye
Rolled

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