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Are you telling me your brain and your lady parts decided on a love fest bake-off winner?

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Brain
Love
Fest
Bake
Winner
Lady
Parts
Telling
Decided

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