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Almost everybody I know has died,” Grandma said. “Bunch of wimps.

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Almost
Wimps
Grandma
Bunch
Died
Everybody

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