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At the other end of the room, Grandma had the lid up on Larry Lipinski. She was standing one foot on a folding chair, one foot on the edge of the casket, and she was taking pictures with a disposable camera.

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
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