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That's one of the things I like about Mary Lou. She's willing to believe the worst about anyone.

Janet Evanovich

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Anyone
Believe
Things
Like
Mary
Willing
Worst

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