Quote

The note wasn't signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard.

Janet Evanovich

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Hard
Way
Nipples
Signed
Note
Notes
Wasn
Tell

More quotes by Janet Evanovich

Image
Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.
Janet Evanovich
Image
He [Ranger] peeled my [Stephanie] clothes off and wrangled me into bed. And then suddenly he was inside me. He once told me that time spent with him would ruin me for all other men. When he said it, I thought it was an outrageous threat. I no longer though it outrageous.
Janet Evanovich
Image
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up and strangle my grandmother.
Janet Evanovich
Image
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.
Janet Evanovich
Image
I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag.
Janet Evanovich
Image
I always wanted to eat with a Negro,” Grandma said. Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney- assed old white woman,” Lula said. “So I guess this works out good.
Janet Evanovich
Image
I don't know much about cars, Joyce said, but I think someone took my engine.
Janet Evanovich
Image
Cupcake , you've been breaking my heart for as long as I've known you
Janet Evanovich
Image
I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum
Janet Evanovich
Image
I don't want my readers slowed down by long passages of narrative.
Janet Evanovich
Image
Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three.
Janet Evanovich
Image
Wondering where Ranger was now, when I needed him. Why wasn’t he here, insisting on locking me up in a safe house? Now that my hamster’s cage was clean, I’d be happy to oblige.
Janet Evanovich
Image
When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.
Janet Evanovich
Image
When something needs to be ironed I put it in the ironing basket. If a year goes by and the item is still in the basket I throw the item away. This is a good system since eventually I end up only with clothes that don’t need ironing.
Janet Evanovich
Image
Ranger sent us to check on you, Hal said. We just got here, and we heard shots. Some moron ate my jelly doughnut, Lula said. So I shot him.
Janet Evanovich
Image
God's a busy guy. He don't have time to micromanage. What are the chances he heard that? It's early in the morning. He's probably having breakfast with Mrs. God.
Janet Evanovich
Image
Suppose something goes wrong? Suppose you need a big full-figure woman like me to help straighten things out? Lula
Janet Evanovich
Image
I could use some help with an FTA. What's your problem? He's old, and I'll look like a loser if I shoot him.
Janet Evanovich
Image
He squinted at me. What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control?
Janet Evanovich
Image
If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.
Janet Evanovich