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Yeah, I like that idea. Maybe he'll shoot at us again. I was hoping someone would shoot at me today. That was the first thing I said when I got up: Boy, I hope I get shot at today.

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
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