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I got out of the tub and had to squelch a scream when I saw my reflection in the vanity mirror. My hair looked like it had taken 2000 volts and been spray starched

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Scream
Taken
Vanity
Like
Mirror
Mirrors
Squelch
Reflection
Starched
Volt
Looked
Tubs
Saws
Spray
Hair

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