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I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Peanuts
Bananas
Sandwiches
Marshmallow
Butter
Peanut
Potatoes
Banana
Chips
Olives
Mostly
Jelly
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