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Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car...just for old times.

Janet Evanovich

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Running
Pavement
Suppose
Lays
Car
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