Quote

You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you panicked and tripped over your own feet.

Janet Evanovich

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Broke
Legs
Feet
Tripped
Running
Panicked
Reason
Tapped
Deserved
Barely
Besides

More quotes by Janet Evanovich

Image
You gonna take the case? It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of. You're gonna have a devil of a time finding him if it was aliens, Grandma said.
Janet Evanovich
Image
I hate mornings. They start so early.
Janet Evanovich
Image
I stuck my tongue out at him because I was feeling exceptionall mature.
Janet Evanovich
Image
Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off, he said. I'm not in the mood to compromise.
Janet Evanovich
Image
If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk, I said to Ranger. Not drunk, Ranger said. Just relaxed and naked.
Janet Evanovich
Image
Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing.
Janet Evanovich
Image
If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office.
Janet Evanovich
Image
You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms. Joe Morelli
Janet Evanovich
Image
Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness.
Janet Evanovich
Image
Give me the gun. Ranger said. I extracted the gun from my pants and handed it over. Ranger held the gun in the pulm of his hand and smiled. It's warm, he said. He put the gun in the glove compartment and plugged the key into the ignition. Am I fired? No. Any women who can heat up a gun like that is worth keeping around.
Janet Evanovich
Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out.
Janet Evanovich
Image
How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.
Janet Evanovich
Image
This isn't just a job. This is a service profession. We uphold the law, babe. Ranger
Janet Evanovich
Image
There's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to be as good as me, Sweet Thing. Ranger
Janet Evanovich
Image
Ranger clicked his penlight on. Hang onto me if you can't see. I curled my hand into the back of his cargo pants just above his gun belt. I'm good to go. He was still for a beat. You could have held on to my jacket, he said. Would you rather I do that? No. Not even a little.
Janet Evanovich
Image
[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love [Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking you had it, or you talked yourself into thinking you didn't need it.
Janet Evanovich
Image
That's one of the things I like about Mary Lou. She's willing to believe the worst about anyone.
Janet Evanovich
Image
I shot that sucker right in the gumpy. Grandma Mazur
Janet Evanovich
Image
If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.
Janet Evanovich
Image
I failed math twice, never fully grasping probability theory. I mean, first off, who cares if you pick a black ball or a white ball out of the bag? And second, if you’re bent over about the color, don’t leave it to chance. Look in the damn bag and pick the color you want.
Janet Evanovich