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Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don't go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut.

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Okay
Deep
Hormonal
Told
Doughnut
Facts
Breath
Take
Breaths
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Mental

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