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Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to stress my brain trying to explain the unexplainable. It's magic. End of discussion.

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Kind
Doors
Mystical
Magic
Lazy
Open
Discussion
Brain
Personally
Guy
Explain
Ends
Stress
Trying
Leaving
Unexplainable
Work
Door
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