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You can run, but you can't hide, Cupcake. Morelli said. I'll find you. You are such a cop. Tell me about it.

Janet Evanovich

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
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South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Cop
Hide
Running
Tell
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Cupcake
Cupcakes

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