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Cupcake , you've been breaking my heart for as long as I've known you

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Known
Heart
Long
Cupcake
Cupcakes
Breaking

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