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He doesn’t look very smart,” Diesel said. “He’s not even giving me the finger.” “Can monkey’s do that?” Hal asked. Carl gave him the finger. “Cool!” Hal said.

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
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