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Ranger’s gonna hate this,” Tank said. “Better to get shot than to have to explain the gate. Bad enough I got a horse that smells like his shower gel.

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Enough
Explain
Rangers
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Shot
Tank
Smell
Smells
Shots
Gate
Gonna
Tanks
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Shower
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Showers
Better
Gates
Ranger

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