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Morelli beeped his truck unlocked. “If you’re looking for your rent-a-cop, I told Ranger you’d be with me this morning.” “Did he make you take a blood oath that you’d protect me?” “He asked me if I had adequate health insurance.

Janet Evanovich

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
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