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You're not looking for a partner, Ranger said. You're looking for an enforcer. You hate to run. You must be worried about getting into that black dress. What did you eat just now? Piece of cake? Candy bar? Everything, I said. I just ate everything.

Janet Evanovich

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
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