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You've been busy using your breaking and entering skills, I said. I just enter. I don't usually break. You broke down Pitch's door. Lost my temper. -Ranger and Stephanie

Janet Evanovich

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
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South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
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Ranger
Busy
Rangers
Door
Pitch
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Entering
Usually
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Doors
Breaking
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Enter
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Stephanie

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