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Maybe it was me, Grandma said.Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

Janet Evanovich

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Fart
Sneak
Grandma
Maybe
Sometimes

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