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You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious.-

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Heated
Delicious
Soft
Romantic
Sweet
Gooey
Marshmallow

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