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A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.

Janet Evanovich

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
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Woman
Potty
Make
Parity
Never
Sexes
Idiot
Equality
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