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The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang, Grandma said. Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting.

Janet Evanovich

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
Novelist
Writer
South River
New Jersey
Steffie Hall
Stuck
Perfume
Gonna
Senior
Dog
Nose
Guess
Ran
Works
Noses
Dang
Trying
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Crotch
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Kitchen
Seniors
Meetings
Grandma

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