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I always wanted to eat with a Negro,” Grandma said. Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney- assed old white woman,” Lula said. “So I guess this works out good.

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Janet Evanovich
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: April 22
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South River
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